The Good Time Girls Sea Shanty Sing-a-long


Ahoy! SEA SHANTY LYRICS BELOW

Calling all sailors, sirens and landlubbers too - it's time for a Sea Shanty Singalong with the Good Time Girls! We'll be singing some shanties of course, and throw in some other nautical nonsense for a rollicking good time. Scroll down for lyrics or click here for a pdf


DRUNKEN SAILOR

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

Earl-eye in the morning?

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,

Earl-eye in the morning!

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EARL-EYE IN THE MORNING

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

Earl-eye in the morning?

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Earl-eye in the morning!

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EARL-EYE IN THE MORNING

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

What do you do with a drunken sailor,

Earl-eye in the morning?

Throw him in the brig until he's sober

Throw him in the brig until he's sober

Throw him in the brig until he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES

EARL-EYE IN THE MORNING

Shout out some of your own!


GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

We are outward bound for Belling-ham

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

And we'll heave the old wheel round and round

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

And when we get to Belling-ham

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

Oh, 'tis there we'll drink, and sorrow drown

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

Them GOOD TIME GIRLS are free and gay

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

With them we'll spend our hard-earned pay

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

With Poll and Meg and Sally too

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

We'll drink and dance with a hullabaloo

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

We'll swing around, we'll have good fun

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

And soon we'll be back on the homeward run

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!

So, a long goodbye to all you dears

WITH A HEAVE-O, HAUL!

Don't cry for us, don't waste your tears

GOOD MORNING, LADIES ALL!


A DROP OF NELSON’S BLOOD

Oh, a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm

And a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm

And a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all hang on behind

COME ON AND ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

WE’LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND!

Well, a bottle of rum wouldn’t do us any harm

A bottle of rum wouldn’t do us any harm

A bottle of rum wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all hang on behind

COME ON AND ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

WE’LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND!

Oh, a night with the girls wouldn’t do us any harm

A night with the girls wouldn’t do us any harm

A night with the girls wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all hang on behind

COME ON AND ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

WE’LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND!

Oh another pint of beer wouldn’t do us any harm

Another pint of beer wouldn’t do us any harm

Another pint of beer wouldn’t do us any harm

And we’ll all hang on behind

COME ON AND ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

WE’LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND!

Oh, we’ll be alright if the wind is in our sails

We’ll be alright if the wind is in our sails

Yes we’ll be alright if the wind is in our sails

And we’ll all hang on behind

COME ON AND ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

WE’LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE'LL ROLL THE OLD CHARIOT ALONG

AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND!


BULLY IN THE ALLEY

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

Well, Sally is the girl that I love dearly

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

Sally is the girl that I spliced nearly

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

For seven long years I courted Sally

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

All she did was dilly dally

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

When I get back I’ll marry Sally

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

We’ll have kids and count them by the tally

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

WAY, HEY, BULLY IN THE ALLEY

HELP ME, BOB, I’M BULLY IN THE ALLEY

BULLY DOWN IN SHINBONE AL’

ONE MORE TIME!


WHEN JOHNNY COMES DOWN TO HILO

I’ve never seen the likes since I was born,

An Arkansas farmer with sea boots on

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Who’s been here since I been gone

A pretty little gal with a blue dress on

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Now I once had a gal, her hair was red

‘Twas curly all over except on her head

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Her eyes were blue, her dress the same

But she always fell asleep before I came

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Roust her, shake her is the cry,

The bloody ol' topmast sheet is dry

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

She's a northwest gal with northwest style,

For a dollar a time it's all worthwhile.

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Now, a dollar goes from hand to hand;

My gal goes from man to man.

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

This gal she did look good to me,

Cause I had been ten months at sea

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

Them Good Time Girls all dress so fine

They aint got Jesus on their minds

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN

OH, WAKE 'ER, OH, SHAKE 'ER,

WAKE THAT GAL WITH THE BLUE DRESS ON

JOHNNY COME DOWN TO HILO, A POOR OLD MAN


BANG AWAY, LULU

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Now some girls work in factories,

and some girls work in stores

But Lulu works at a dockside house

with 40 other whores

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

I once went down to the docks

to meet dear Lulu there

Men were queued up round the block,

I guess I’ll have to share

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Lulu used to walk quite straight,

but now it’s with a swish

Cuz when she’s with a sailor lad

she grants their every wish

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Now Lulu took a voyage,

she spent three months at sea

She pleasured all the crew so well

she got the trip for free

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

I gave Lulu whiskey

and Lulu gave me gin

Then she banged me all night long

and cried let’s go again!

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

She took me to the picture show,

we sat down in the stalls

And every time the lights went out

she grabbed me by the…

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

I wish I was a diamond ring

on my Lulu’s hand

And every time she scratched her butt,

I’d see the promised land

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Well I asked her for to marry me,

she said “That’s very nice,

but I’ll give you a better deal,

I’ll let you ride half price!”

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Lulu had a baby,

it was her pride and joy

She would’ve named it Lulu,

but the bastard was a boy

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Lulu loved her novels,

at reading she was quick

Her favorite writer’s Melville,

she just loves his Moby Dick

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Now Lulu had a rooster,

and Lulu had a duck

She put them both in the yard

to see if they would…

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?

Lulu fancied sailors

and everybody knows

You can hear them in the crows nest

when he hollers “THAR SHE BLOWS!”

BANG AWAY, LULU!

BANG IT GOOD AND STRONG!

WHAT IN THE HELL WILL THE NAVY DO

WHEN GOOD OLD LULU’S GONE?


INTERMISSION


Haul Away Joe

When I was a little lad,

or so my mother told me

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

That if I did not kiss the girls

me lips would grow all moldy

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

I sailed the seas for many years

not knowin’ what I was missin’

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

Then I set my sails before the gales

and started in a-kissin’

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

So listen while I sing to you

about me darlin’ Nancy

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

She’s copper-bottomed, clipper-built,

she’s just my style an’ fancy

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

Went out one night, oh what a sight,

where do you think I found her?

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

Behind the pub with her skirts pulled up

and twenty men around her

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

You may talk about yer Yankee gals

and ‘round-the-corner Sallies

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

There’s not a one that shoves the jug

like the gals down in our alley

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

Well now we’re up in Bellingham,

it really is a treat, oh!

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

The Good Time Girls in frilly drawers

come running out to meet you!

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY TOGETHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE

AWAY, HO! HAUL AWAY

WE’LL HAUL FOR BETTER WEATHER

AWAY, HAUL AWAY,

WE’LL HAUL AWAY, JOE


GOOD TIME GIRLS

(To the tune of “New York Girls”)

As I walked down beside the docks,

a fair maid I did meet,

She asked me for to see her home

and she lived on Holly Street

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

I said, "My dear young lady,

I'm a stranger here in town.

I left my ship just yesterday;

from London I was bound."

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

Says she, ‘You Lime juice sailor!

I’ll stand you to a treat,

We shall have some brandy

and something nice to eat!”

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

When we got to Holly Street,

we stopped at number four.

And there her thirteen sisters

were waiting by the door.

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

They gave me wine that tasted fine,

but it went right to my head.

Then they threw their clothes away,

and they carried me to bed.

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

I woke alone next morning,

and my head began to pound.

No clothes, no shoes, nor money

or ladies could be found.

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

Everything was silent,

the hour was eight o’clock.

I put a lacy chemise on

and headed for the dock.

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

My shipmates seein' me come aboard,

these words to me did say,

"Well, well, old chap, you've lost your cap

since last you went away."

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

"Is this the new spring fashion

the ladies wear ashore?

Where is the shop that sells it?

Have they got any more?"

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY

Lord, I don’t miss the money

as some other sailors might.

But I wish I could remember

if I had some fun last night!

AND AWAY YOU JOHNNY,

MY DEAR HONEY

OH, YOU GOOD TIME GIRLS,

YOU LOVE US FOR OUR MONEY!!!!


IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA

In South Australia I was born

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

In South Australia ‘round cape horn

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Well I walked out one morning fair

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

And chanced to meet with Nancy Blair

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Well I shook her up and I shook her down

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

I danced her ‘round and ‘round the town

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Well I wish I was on a lonesome strand

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

With rum and whiskey all in hand

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

And as we wallop around cape Horn

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

You’ll wish to God you’ve never been born

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Now two old women lying on the sand

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

Each one wishing the other was a man

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Oh, South Australia is a bloody fine place

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

To get blind drunk is no disgrace

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

SO HAUL AWAY, YOU ROLLING KING

HEAVE AWAY, HAUL AWAY

OH, HAUL AWAY, YOU’LL HEAR ME SING

WE’RE BOUND FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA


BLOW THE MAN DOWN

(A Working Girl’s Perspective, as sung by Emily Baron)

He walked with a swagger

all cock sure and proud

WAY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

I dropped a low curtsy

and winking he bowed

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

His coin purse was heavy

with silver and gold

WAY HEY BLOW THE MAN DOWN

I said you should see

what I’ve got in my hold

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

We went to a tavern

I’d used in the past

WAY HEY BLOW THE MAN DOWN

He lead me upstairs

for to show me his mast

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

He spoke of his ramrod,

his rapier, his gun

WAY HEY BLOW THE MAN DOWN

His broadsword, his masthead,

his giant cannon

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

He huffed and he puffed

but to little avail

WAY HEY BLOW THE MAN DOWN

For he had so much rum

that we never set sail

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

You can brag all you want to

but hear what I say

WAY HEY BLOW THE MAN DOWN

We don’t have to leave port

but you still have to pay

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW THE MAN DOWN!

WEY HEY, BLOW THE MAN DOWN

OH, BLOW THE MAN DOWN, GIRLIES,

BLOW HIM RIGHT DOWN!

GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOWN

I SAID GIVE ME SOME TIME TO

BLOW THE MAN DOOOOOWWWNNNN



EXTRAS


THE WELLERMAN SONG

There once was a ship that put to sea

The name of the ship was the Billy O' Tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

Chorus:

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME

TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

ONE DAY, WHEN THE TONGUING IS DONE

WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO

She'd not been two weeks from shore

When down on her a right whale bore

The captain called all hands and swore

He'd take that whale in tow (huh)

CHORUS

Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

Before the boat had hit the water

The whale's tail came up and caught her

All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her

When she dived down low (huh)

CHORUS

No line was cut, no whale was freed

The captain's mind was not of greed

And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed

She took that ship in tow (huh)

CHORUS

(Da-da-da-da-da….)

For forty days or even more

The line went slack then tight once more

All boats were lost, there were only four

But still that whale did go (huh)

CHORUS

As far as I've heard, the fight's still on

The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone

The Wellerman makes his regular call

To encourage the captain, crew and all (huh)

CHORUS x2


RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA

Running down to Cuba for a load of sugar

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

Make her run, you lime-juice squeezers

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

Running down to Cuba with a press of sail

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

Flinging the water all over the rail

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

Oh my God! How the winds do blow

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

Running on south from the ice and snow

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

Oh, I’ve got a gal about nine feet tall

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

She sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

Yes, that’s my gal and her name is Eliza

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

You can guess where she gives me a-rise-a

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY, ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

That’s my gal, she can dance the Fandango

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

Cheeks like a melon, tastes sweet as a mango

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

Load the sugar and homeward go

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

‘Cause Mr. May, he told me so

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!

WAY ME BOYS FOR CUBA!

RUNNING DOWN TO CUBA!


CLAMZO (The Story Of Reuben Clamzo & His Strange Daughter)

Oh, poor old Reuben Clamzo CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

Oh, poor old Reuben Clamzo CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Oh, Reuben was no sailor CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

So, they shipped him on a whaler CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Because he was no beauty CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

He would not do his duty CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Because he was so dirty CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

We gave him five and thirty CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Oh, Reuben Clamzo's daughter CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

She begged her dad for mercy CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

She brang him wine and water CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

And a bit more than she oughta CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Well, he got his seaman's papers CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

He's a terror to the whalers CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

And he sails where 'er the whalefish blow CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

As the hardest bastard on the go CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO

Oh, poor old Reuben Clamzo CLAMZO BOYS CLAMZO

Oh, poor old Reuben Clamzo CLAMZO ME BOYS CLAMZO


Boney

Boney was a warrior

Away, a- yah!

A warrior, a terrier

Jean Francois!

Boney fought the Russians

Away, a- yah!

Boney fought the Prussians

Jean Francois!

Moscow was a-blazing

Away, a- yah!

And Boney was a-raging.

Jean Francois!

Boney went to Elba

Away, a- yah!

Boney he came back again.

Jean Francois!

Boney went to Waterloo

Away, a- yah!

There he got his overthrow.

Jean Francois!

Then they took him off again

Away, a- yah!

Aboard the Billy Ruffian.

Jean Francois!

He went to Saint Helena,

Away, a- yah!

There he was a prisoner,

Jean Francois!

Boney broke his heart and died

Away, a- yah!

Away in Saint Helena

Jean Francois!

Boney was a warrior

Away, a- yah!

A warrior, a terrier

Jean Francois!


SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THEME

Are you ready, kids?

(Aye-aye, Captain!)

I can’t hear you!

(Aye-aye, Captain!)

Ooooooooooh…..

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish,

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Ready?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB… SQUAREPAAAAANTS!

One more time… (repeat!)

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